When fashion kills

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“He’d changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants, and leather loafers. His sandy hair, which used to be so unruly, was now clipped short. He look like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college-age villain was wearing to Harvard this year.”
― Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

Fashion is one of the most complicated aspects of humankind. The more perception changes, the more quickly fashion changes.  It is a dynamic, baffling and an intriguing area where human kind tries to master.  It has become a reflection of one’s self. Not arguing on the very much debated thought whether fashion narrows a person’s perspective, I would directly contend on my belief that fashion is a temptation too hard to resist.

Many fashion freaks, lovers and common persons believe that fashion is manifestation of ideas, creed, and philosophy. This, in fact, holds true in various ways. However, Fashion becomes unintelligible when it becomes CRAZY!

Call me a miss-no-fashion-sense but I really wonder what does those crazy fashion outfits represent or indicate.

Without much further ado, here is a compiled of those crazy fashion outfits, which are potentially dangerous fashionable examples anyone could ever see, unless one is as crazy as those outfits.

1. Is that an eye outfit?

Most of you must have expected a Lady Gaga-ish picture but sorry to disappoint you, this outfit can catch more eyes balls (Literally!) than any Lady gaga outfit ever! The bizarre table lamp on the model’s body and the big eyeball that can simply creep anyone out, I wonder what does this outfit actually symbolize?

What the hell is this?

What the hell is this?

2. A porcupine, or no, maybe a brittle fish?

This outfit does not make sense at all, at least to me. This bright red color, with spiky projections all over cannot visibly afford any comfort to that model. Her hairstyle is even more mysteriously done than her outfit. If I were the designer of that dress, my idea behind it would have been to kill all the fashion disasters. Shit, I would have been the first one to die then.

That is so pointy!

That is so pointy!

3. Free kisses, anyone?

This is one of the most hilarious pictures to search on the giant google. Evidently, this “fashionable” outfit is all about key to romance, the sweet, luscious kiss but isn’t that pouty outfit too much to begin with?  The idea is wacky.

Wanna have a big kiss?

Wanna have a big kiss?

4. Served with breakfast, ladies!

At first glance, you would wonder what that omelet is doing on her head but remember this is “fashion”. This is probably the strangest, most stupid fashionable example ever.  With a fried omelet on head, and a beautifully arranged sausage necklace, you would be delicious if not fashionable. To savor this outfit even more, you can always go for meaty earrings. Lovely, isn’t?

looks yummy!

looks yummy!

5. Clown revolution!

Long gone are those days when clowns were bright, overdressed individuals. It is time they got a makeover.  Well, actually, they already have. Honestly, this picture reminds me of my childhood days where I wander in fairs only to find a clown for amusement. I guess, I need not work any hard. Fashion has given us too many opportunities that can be easily save time.

I really don’t have any particular issues. I hope boys don’t have any either.

That is so clown-ish!

That is so clown-ish!

6. That dress needs only a few pricks.

Our childhood would never be complete without balloons. During our earlier days, we were easily bewitched by those brightly colored balloons that would make us envious. Like many children, I too had a dream of flying away and getting lost in the sky. Without balloons, it would not have been possible. They made us imagine and believe.

However, this gaffe ruined everything.

Apologies if there is no sense in my statements but I seriously don’t find any sense in that DRESS!

So lively!

So lively!

7. Caution!

Writing about this fashionable dress is a precarious work and I need to exercise caution.  Introducing before you is the one and only “villainous” outfit that superheroes dread.  Fitted with iron pricks, a mask to make you stylishly stealthy, and a few dog prints to give you  the “bark” look, this outfit is a killer.

Disclaimer!

Disclaimer!

8. Not pardonable.

I have gulped down almost every fashionable example that I have put up before but this simply hurts my throat. Of all the inspirations, why do you have to choose Merida? That fiery, curly hair will always be reminiscent of Merida from the Disney movie, Brave. This is unforgivable!

This is unforgivable!

This is unforgivable!

9. I need adjectives.

The only advantage I can see in this outfit is its simplicity. Judging by what it looks, it seems that the outfit is lightweight. That is the only good I can see in this outfit. I hope you too.

Like air.

Like air.

10. Excuse me?

This fashion trend can become a nightmare to the male population. This picture itself is a scary manifestation of everything that is EVIL.  Imagine yourself walking down the street and finding boys in similar outfits, what will be your reaction? POOR SOULS!

 

Sanity is gone.

Sanity is gone.