Hey, I am a Serial Killer!

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Everywhere in this world we expect to lead a safe and enjoyable life but as everyone knows very well the reality that life is often a trickster and you might end up befriending a potential or a veteran serial murderer.

The mere mention of “Serial Killer” gives chills to your bones and you begin to pray for whatever possible protection from the Almighty. Why do we do that? Are we that frightened?

Of course, we are frightened for our life but what frightens us more is the way Serial Killers actualize their evil intentions into reality. They are barbaric, atrocious, merciless, inhuman and whatnot. With such scary adjectives attached to a Serial killer, who would not panic?

Serial Killers are among the most manipulative, mentally disordered individuals who are clever enough to remain scot free. While they usually end up getting apprehended, there are some masterminds who’d remain oblivious to Justice.

Here is a list of a few serial killers who are free:-

1. Nikolai, the Cannibal

Nikolai Dzhumagaliev, is a cannibal from Kazakhistan, who is almost equals to any superhero at present. Why? It is because he has got metal teeth to bite off your flesh and give you excruciating pain.

Affectionately called “Metal Fang” for the set of white, metal teeth which had replaced his own chompers. Dzhumagaliev is said to have killed and eaten somewhere between 50 to 100 women and even served a few portions to his unknowing friends.

His whereabouts are not clear but some say he lives with his European relatives. Although he had been in a medical centre for ten years, who knows what his condition is.

Nikolai has always been described as a very charming and well-spoken man. Any Kazakh man who fits in such a category, please ensure he is not Nikolai.

I have got metal!

I have got metal!

 2. Karla Homolka

This Canadian woman actually completed her fiancé’s wish to rape her sister, who died during the misfortunate event. Afterwards, the couple (Karla and Paul Bernando) went on a rampage and committed manslaughter.

Despite a mountain of conflicting statements from Karla and Paul, she managed to get a plea bargain in exchange for rolling over on her man. She served 12 years in prison and was released in 2005.
After she was released from prison, she shifted to Antilles. However, the Court denied her a change of name.

But, beware. Don’t fall for a beautiful girl unless you are sure she is not a freaky rape-my-sister girl.

We kill and rape. Kill and Rape.

We kill and rape. Kill and Rape.

3. Juha Valjakkala

This man may be an interesting figure who are too much into GTA, Need For Speed, or any other race madness adventures. This Finnish man is a notorious bike larcenist, murderer, and a very, I mean, very awful driver.  He was spotted and chased by the owners of the bike, Sten Nilsson and his 15-year-old son Fredrik. The chase ended at a nearby cemetery where, cornered and facing a bike theft charge, Juha used the Grand Theft Auto method of avoiding misdemeanors: He shot the father and son to death.

He was diagnosed as a psychopath and treated for years until he was paroled. Even after the treatment, his fast and furious instincts motivated him to go on another speeding spree. Since then, he is driving and free.

So if you are in Finland and looking for a cab, do check his face properly. You would not want a grim reaper to drive the cab, would you?

Yo, i am fast and often Furious.

Yo, i am fast and often Furious.

4. Pedro Lopez

What will your reaction be when an ordinary looking man says that he has killed 300 girls. You would be stunned, speechless, taken aback, shocked and whatever relevant adjectives that hit your mind. The same happened with the Ecuador Police when they heard Pedro say:

I like the girls in Ecuador, they are more gentle and trusting, more innocent”.

Pedro was arrested and sentenced to the maximum 20 years of imprisonment as there is no death penalty. So he had spent only three weeks for each of his victim. Justice? Anyways, after his release, his whereabouts are vague now. Many say that he is still in Ecuador but had he been in Ecuador, he would have already been caught by Interpol which is after him over a recent 2002 murder case.


5. Issei Sagawa

We have already read that many serial killers are out there free but we have rarely heard of any serial killer, or particularly a cannibal, living a life of a celebrity. This man fits in completely.

Issei Sagawa was a student of avant garde literature at the Sorbonne Academy in Paris in the early 80s. In 1981, he invited a Dutch student, Renee Hartevelt, into his apartment, shot her and ate her body. The details are more gruesome and gory.

After he was declared insane, he was sent to a French Asylum and soon, his father arranged his deportation to a Japanese institution.

Today, he lives a lavish, public life and is invited to deliver lectures in many prestigious universities. Worse, he openly talks about his 1981 dinner with Hartevelt and that he would want to eat another girl’s body if he gets a chance. Worse of all, people listen to him and celebrate him like a celebrity.

hey, Hartvelt, enjoying riches?

hey, Hartvelt, enjoying riches?